Dear Floyd,
Thank you for whipping me into shape. I never would have known staring into your adorable 9 week-old puppy eyes that one day you would be running my jiggly butt 3 miles around the park like nobody's business. It's no use to try and hold back...that just works a different set of muscles. I don't need a gym membership. I don't need to watch my calories. Wait. That's probably not true. All I need is to get your leash out and let the workout begin.
Face kissies.
Thank you for whipping me into shape. I never would have known staring into your adorable 9 week-old puppy eyes that one day you would be running my jiggly butt 3 miles around the park like nobody's business. It's no use to try and hold back...that just works a different set of muscles. I don't need a gym membership. I don't need to watch my calories. Wait. That's probably not true. All I need is to get your leash out and let the workout begin.
Face kissies.
I guess that wasn't so whiney.
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