gross.

Dear Neighbors,

I'm sure your enchiladas, vegetable beef soup, stew, or chili was delicious. My dog certainly appreciated it - when it backed up in to my bathtub. I hadn't noticed the disgusting mixture in the bathroom until Floyd walked into the kitchen looking like he attacked a bag of cheetos. I was confused...until I went to take a shower. Oh. My. Goodness.

You seem like nice people, but I can no longer have any respect for you. I think you flushed SHREDDED BEEF. Really? Yes, I know because I scooped a bucketful of shredded beef out of the tub. You've always played your music a little loud, and my husky would like to eat your mini-chihuahua as a snack, but now I will never look at you the same.

Love,
The Annoyed Girl Next Door

p.s. the dumpster is three steps from your back door. My I suggest dumping the pan in there next time? Thanks.