Dear Holiday Traffic,
You suck.
I used to love being centrally located between the two malls. It was convenient for my shopping urges. But you have taken that joy away. Not only are you annoying, but everyone is so rude! I love Christmas time - it's Christmas season drivers that I can't stand. Please at least glance in your mirrors before you swerve your giant truck or SUV into my lane. I drive a small car. It's delicate. I would appreciate the smallest amount of consideration for your fellow holiday road-travelers.
Oh - and talking on your cell phone while attempting to discipline your bratty ass kids doing the tango in the back seat and balancing a 4,000 calorie, 32 oz fancy coffee drink that cost you $10 probably doesn't help.
That is all.
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2 comments:
Oh, how that smacks of bitterness, steph my love.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are SO funny, my friend. I'm glad I found your blog :)
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