Wallabies

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24575276-29277,00.html

To the Terrorist Wallabies in Queensland, Australia:

I applaud you, wacky wallabies. You will not take the human invasion lying down. No siree! You have organzied amongst yourselves. Bravo! Senior citizens are terrified to leave their homes because you are destroying their property. Not only are you pushing them over while they scoot down the street using their walkers, you are pooping on their patios. RIGHT BY THE DOORS. Brilliant! If you aren't around to knock 'em down, you'll trip them up with feces. I love it. Really, I do. Thank you for making my day.

Love,
Me