Monday, December 1, 2008

Need Attention?


Dear Linda Hogan,


Really? Your new boyfriend is 19. You left Hulk Hogan, however silly he may be, for a NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD. You are 49. What can you possibly have in common with this boy? I'm 24, and wouldn't consider dating someone his age. He looks like your son. Creepy? Yes. Disturbing? Check. Has it occurred to you that maybe it's not love - maybe it's just his hormones are a-ragin'. Do you wake up an hour before him to go put your make up on so he's not scared when he rolls over in the morning?


I mean, come on. You are ridiculous.

1 comment:

Sheila said...

I second your assessment of this situation.